If we had time to watch TV we would probably get a plasma tv.  And if you get a web designer a plasma tv, he’s going to want some plasma burn to go along with that.  And if he gets plasma burn on his new plasma tv then he’s going to want to get that fixed and then he’s going to have to call The Plasma Doctor.  Whew! Good thing we did his website…

UPDATE:  THIS SITE IS NO LONGER ACTIVE.